Help Extend my er...uh...life.

This is not a joke. It came from the New England Journal of Medicine.
Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.
Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier." "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

All I can say is "HOORAY FOR BOOBIES."

Good Evening...

Most days I function like a normal human being. I go through my motions and accept the fact that everyone else is doing the same. Some days however...I notice every single woman in visual range. Today was one of those days.

I used to go to the movies at least twice a week. I saw everything. I prided myself in being a "movie whore". And I was. I haven't seen a movie since June. Erica still lived in Vegas the last time I stepped foot in a movie theatre. That was a while back. I know I've missed a couple of films that most probably considered "worth it". Maybe I have...I just can't seem to care. Every week I look up at the marquee at the theatre next to my house and just can't generate the interest. I don't really feel like I've missed out on anything.

So two tampa bay buccaneers cheerleaders were arrested and subsequently fired for certain shenannigans they performed in a bathroom. They got caught solely because they were holding up the line for the toilet. I'm probably the only one on earth who thinks they shouldn't have been canned...(pun intended), but come on. Ray Lewis is accused of murder...same with Jamal Lewis. They're both still playing. Reuben Droughnes played two days after being arrested for drunk driving. But of course they're superstars. These chicks are havin a bit of love time together and get fired... I call foul.

Of course Terrell Owens says he hates donovan mcnabb and he's canned as well...so maybe by logic does have flaws.

I'm a bit scattered, forgive me...a generalized feeling of apathy has taken hold the past few days...and I'm having a real hard time caring.