Hey Everybody...

Okay I'll bite. A few days late but what the hell...Much like Kevin, I have a particular problem with that pretentious fuck Jamed Lipton and his questions are skewed, but I'll give em a go...
What is Your Favorite Word? I would have to say Mudpuddle...just fun to say.

What is your Least Favorite Word? Lipton

What turns you on Many things, but I'd have to start of with hot naked women.

What turns you off? Farts

What sound do you love? The sound of my playstation starting up

What sound do you hate? Alarm clock.

What profession other than yours would you like to try? Professional actor.

What profession would you not like to try? Fluffer.

If heaven exists what would you like God to say? "Dude, this is some awesome shit...come smoke a bowl with me.

Well, that was fun.
So Take me Out is going well. It's such a great script. We start the naked rehearsals in about two weeks. We open in four. I'm afraid I won't look like much of an athlete but the time it opens. But then again neither do most baseball players. I'll look better than I used to and not as good as I want to.

Tonight I'm going to try stand up comedy. There is an open mike here in town, and I figured...ah what the hell. A bit nervous, but that's good. I should do things that make me nervous more often, and acting doesn't make me the least bit nervous anymore.

Hope all is well with everyone. Glad to hear that Picasso was such a success. Congrats Franko. Love all ya'all...keep kickin ass.

Another quote i like

"If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT."
...FRANK ZAPPA...

Tom Robbins Quote

First off...let me preface by saying (once again) that this man is perhaps my favorite author. His wordcrafting/play is such brain candy. I find that if I wrote in my blog all of the quote's of his that I like, i might as well just plaegerize entire books...however...I like this one.

"When we're incomplete, we're always searching for someone to complete us. When, after a few years or a few months of a relationship, we find that we're still unfulfilled, we blame our partners and take up with somebody more promising. This can go on and on - series polygamy - until we admit that while a partner can add sweet dimensions to our lives, we, each of us, are responsible for our own fulfillment. Nobody else can provide it for us, and to believe otherwise is to delude ourselves dangerously and to program for eventual failure every relationship we enter."

So...

Last night I watched president DICKFUCKER give his State of the Union Address. It was incredibly difficult because contrary to popular belief...I really don't enjoy being angry. Last night I was. To start with...for a State of the Union Address...I never once heard anything about THE GODDAMN STATE OF THE FUCKING UNION. Just a lot of bullshit hyperbole and empty rhetoric. This man is unapologetically addicted to his own warped sense of reality. I actually got physically naseous listening to that jackhole.

After he finished I started my move. Same complex just a different apartment. Started around nine last night...finished around 11 this morning. Just as the Mexican work brigade showed up with paint and brushes. The new place is nice...or at least will be once I'm all unpacked and shit. Many thanks to Joel and Dee for all the help.

Hope all is well out in bitchcake land...soon I'll be a more often contributor...but I've said that before....