...or has anyone else noticed the glorious irony that I have. GOD HATES THE BIBLE BELT. Don't get me wrong. I am aware and saddened by the loss of life and property. 23 people died in TN today due to storms. Hundreds more are homeless. Honestly though. The people who get it are the semi red state, bible thumpin, jesus screamin, christian coalition, moral high ground takin holier than thou god loves me more than you people. I can't help but enjoy the irony. Meanwhile, I'm sitting here in 80 degree slightly cool breeze more cleavage than you can shake a stick at billboards selling sex alcohol more abundant than drinkable water SIN CITY enjoying every moment of it. I'm sure those of a more faithful persuasion will tell me that my uppance will come, and maybe it will. We all gotta go sometime, hopefully my death will provide some final moments of interest. But until then...thank the good god I don't believe in for HATING THE BIBLE BELT, and offering me moments of ironic levity. To continue that thougth...this week I recorded on my DVR the LDS General conference. I used to be forced to watch this as a child twice a year and was bored to tears for hours on end. Now it provides me with moments of laughter and joy. I can't help but laugh at that fuck Jeffrey Holland and he proclaims the supreme joy that comes from living mormon doctrine, knowing that no state in the nation prescribes more prozac than Utah. Good on ya...jeff. Religion first bored me, then angered me, and now humors me to no end. I'm sure I'll have more to comment on GC as I watch more of it. Till then...I'm laughin my ass off.