Today in the great U.S. state of Florida, a man was put to death. He killed an abortion doctor, and the doctor's bodyguard. Strapped to his death gurney he urged like minded individuals to do the same, and spoke of his reward in heaven. Outside the prison, Security was heightened with extra law enforcement officers and bomb-sniffing dogs. Outside of a few protesters, this entire event was largely met with apathy. Cameron Diaz broke her nose and you can't fucking get away from it.
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